[(+) s0] A foodcrime is being committed

[chalcedony_jade]

Watch this space. Mwahahahaha. Update: it is completed. Another update will be provided once it is consumed. See below. Update 2: okay, yes, you have to eat it quickly or else the Cheez-It® Baked Snack Crackers become soggy. It tasted otherwise exactly as I expected. Oh dear. Oh deer. Hi. Um. Update 3: having a second bowl. Update 4: right. Now that this has been done, let us never do it again.

(Usually Teneb's the one who commits the foodcrimes, but she's asleep and I thought I ought to do this now for some reason. Eheheh. Don't worry, I'll share the flavor sensation with her later. If she wants it. I mean, I could always make another, if it came to that. c..c)

I present to you: the true Cheez-It® Donburi.

Sushi rice, Cheez-It® Baked Snack Crackers (Original flavor), white onions (cooked with the rice), and A.1. Bold & Spicy Sauce with Tabasco Sauce. Photo slightly edited to remove a bit of the background; none of the subject itself was touched.

It is real. It has been made corporeal. It is… I don't know what it is. Villainy, I suppose.

Comments

[tuftears]

Khajiit did not make or eat this thing. Khajiit is innocent of this crime.

[chalcedony_jade]

(+) I don't know if I can think of a more appropriate reaction icon for this than that one.

(−) For the record, I declined to experience the flavor sensation ex post facto. My sister can take complete responsibility for it. c..c

(+) Eheheh…

[tuftears]

These two icons were made by the talented Djinni whose work can be seen here: http://thestorydragon.com/portfolio/

I can pretty much imagine how it tastes, so I will decline actually replicating it. };)

[xyzzysqrl]

...aside from the onion it looks delicious.